It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-ShirtRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the