“I Summer in Montecito” Tee
Because of course you do, darling.

Whether you've actually summered in Montecito or just know how to pronounce it with passive income elegance, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to.

Printed in classic navy on crisp white (or our signature sand, for those who prefer their status subtler), it’s the ultimate statement for brunching, boarding, or breezing past people who still think wealth whispers.

It pairs well with espadrilles, iced lattes, and generational advantage—but also works with denim.

Fit: Tailored enough for a trust fund, relaxed enough for a recovery day
Fabric: Cashmere-adjacent... in attitude, not material
Mood: One villa away from forgetting your LinkedIn password.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching
- Made without side seams for a sleek look
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape
- Constructed from strong, smooth cotton fabric
- Ethically produced with 100% US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat