Every year someone meets a bearded man in a red suit and assumes he’s here to deliver toys.
Not this guy.
This guy delivers economic theory, five-hour debates, and a sudden urge to seize the means of production.

This hoodie solves the seasonal confusion once and for all.
It tells the world that this is not the jolly North Pole gift distributor.
This is the other bearded fellow.
The one who would absolutely reorganize the elf workshop into a collective and place Rudolph under worker ownership.

Wear it to holiday parties and watch uncles do double takes.
Wear it to the office and listen for nervous throat clearing from the HR corner.
Wear it in public and enjoy the whiplash from strangers who can’t decide whether to ho-ho-ho or hide their wallet.

Soft, warm, and perfect for any winter gathering where discussions of labor, capital, and Santa’s suspiciously efficient supply chain might break out.
Just keep an eye on anyone trying to unionize the reindeer.

This is not Santa.
This is holiday mischief in hoodie form.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

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